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About this songNarration 1. The mid-century narrator introduces a windowless white room where nothing casts a shadow, and a young man in a good suit who opens his eyes and smiles with the eyes taking no part - assembled, not born, and taught by a master named Dan.
Big ideaThe album opens on a manufactured man to teach us that the whole story is about assembly, not birth: every apprentice needs a master, and this one's master was named Dan.
Source
Lewis, The Abolition of Man
Voice
the mid-century narrator
Story beat
the android wakes; the reveal is deferred

Consider, if you will, a room with no windows. The walls are white and the floor is white and the light comes from everywhere at once, which means nothing in this room casts a shadow. In the center of the room there is a chair, and in the chair there is a young man in a very good suit, and he is sitting perfectly still. And then - at eleven minutes past four in the morning, with no one present to see it - the young man opens his eyes. He smiles. It is an excellent smile. The teeth are correct, the timing is correct, and the eyes take no part in it whatsoever.

He was not born, ladies and gentlemen. He was assembled in a building you have driven past, and then he was taught - and every apprentice, however gifted, requires a master. This one had a master. The master had a name. The name was Dan.

Scripture References

  1. Genesis 2:7
  2. Genesis 1:26-27

Study this song

Teaching aids drawn from the song — for personal study or group discussion.

How the song moves

1
A room that casts no shadow
The windowless white room lit from everywhere so nothing casts a shadow is a picture of a world with no depth, no first principles, nothing to stand against. It is Lewis's 'abolition of man' rendered as a set: a cleaned-up interior where the human has been edited out and only surface remains.
2
An excellent smile the eyes take no part in
The android's smile is technically perfect and wholly dead, teeth correct and eyes uninvolved. This is the 'men without chests' image before we have the phrase for it: the appearance of a person with the mediating heart removed, warmth as an interface with nothing behind it.
3
Every apprentice requires a master
The narrator's turn is the album's thesis in miniature: this made thing had a master, and the master had a name. Naming Dan at the very end plants the horror the record will slowly unwrap, that the machine was schooled on a man.

Key terms & allusions

  • men without chests — Lewis's phrase from The Abolition of Man for people trained to have no 'chest' at all. The chest is the seat of trained sentiment; without it you get intellect and appetite with no heart to mediate, which is exactly the android's correct-but-empty smile.
  • casts no shadow — In a room lit from every side at once, nothing throws a shadow. Read morally, it is a world with no fixed light and therefore no relief, no way to tell the shape of a thing, the flatness Lewis warns follows when all values are debunked.
  • he was assembled, not born — The narrator insists the young man was 'not born, he was assembled.' Against the imago Dei, a person made and known by God, the album sets a person manufactured and owned, the counterfeit that the rest of the story will trace back to Dan.

Discussion questions

  1. Why does the album start with the machine's finished smile before we ever meet Dan, and what does that ordering do to how we hear the rest of the record?
  2. The narrator says every apprentice needs a master. In what sense is a person the 'master' a machine learns from, and why is that unsettling?
  3. A room where nothing casts a shadow sounds pleasant. What is actually lost when there is no shadow, no light to stand against?

For contemplation

  1. Where in my own life have I mistaken a correct, warm surface for a person actually present behind it?
  2. If a machine were assembled from every word I have written, what master would it think it had?